Jonas Banned From Germany for Being "Too Cute"

The new Jonas Brothers film and tour have both been banned by German authorities complaining that the musicians are too cute, and likely to cause discomfort to fans and audiences. Prime Minister Angela Merckel made the announcement before a closed session of parliament. “Lawmakers are universal in their disdain for this level of cuteness,” the Prime minister said. “They are too cute.”

In a related development, the country is expexted to start considering the appropriateness of Zac Efron’s work for the general populace.

Source: Show Biz News, Dominic Zeller